Miski (jaded_and_tired) wrote in gclovelikewoahx,

my app

Location-durham, nc

List as many bands/singers as you can think of that you enjoy-good charlotte of course, green day, linkin park, trapt, godsmack, disturbed, papa roach, P.O.D., Rage against the Machine, 3 doors down, rob zombie, powerman 5000, seether, amy lee, stained
List the bands/singers that you hate-hanson, i really cant think of anybody else i hate
Movies you enjoy-bruce almighty, queen of the damned, train spotting, the ring, gothika, lord of the rings, the matrix, pitch black, XXX,
Movies you dont enjoy-kung pow, austin powers, dumb and dumber.
Favorite song-Hold on/GC
Favorite lyric-How do you get that lonely, and nobody knows?
Do you like DDR?-may be
What do you think about the Warped Tour?-dont havent go to see any of it, but i here it rocks

What concerts have you been to before?-kid rock, years ago

What do you think about Abortion-pro choice
Gay marriages-to each their own.
Avril lavigne-like

Make up a new trend-tribal art tattoos that look like just tribal art, but when you look closer they say something, on your inner wrist. Like the one on my left inner wrist that says pride.
What would you do if you had a big meeting and you were already running late, but on top of that you were so nervous, you barfed all over yourself/or your hands wer shakey and you spilled your coffee etc..-grab the closet thing that would work with what i was wearing, or a blazer or suite jacket. cant go to the meeting looking like that.

How long have you liked GC-
4 years
Whos your favorite Member- joel

Play any instruments?-
always wanted too, but my parents never supported me, plus i was to busy doing shit outside, or spending time with my animals
Type a short paragraph about yourself-I am a 23 year old who acts like a 8 year old on a caffine high somedays, but most of the people i chill with are much older then me. I work at an animal hospital, and love it. I dress differently then anybody around me, do crazy stuff to my hair, wear crazy make-up and nail polish, like to wear cuffs. I like to wear or do what nobody else is, I am not like most of the population, which are sheep, and follow the ideals placed on people my age by society.

Amuse me, give me a joke or a funny picture-A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I
wonder what happened to this parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this

way. I'm a defective parrot." "Holy crap," the guy replies. "You
actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says the
parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent thoroughly educated bird."

"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your

perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is very
embarrassing but since you
I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't
see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy. "You really can
understand and speak English can't you?"
"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with
reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,
physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really
ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."
The guy looks at the $20000 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford
"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody
wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20;
just make the guy an offer!"
The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.
Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor,
he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he
sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.
One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes,
"Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if
should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."

"What are you talking about?" asks the guy. "When the postman delivered

the mail today, your wife greeted him at
door in a sheer black nightie."
"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?" "Well, then

the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began
petting her all over," reported the parrot. "NO!" he exclaims. "And she

let him?" "Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie! , got down on

his knees and began to kiss her all over...."
Then the frantic guy demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"
"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"

Hope you like!
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